Adam's Wedding

We are so pumped for our good friend Adam and his new Bride, here are a few pics at the wedding!

We love you Adam! Awesome Army suite (where did you get that?)

Love Ace and Jeans

Fans of our Work

I recently recieved an anonymous post card from someone in Phoenix, AZ who is an obvious admirer of Ace and my work. I wanted to share the contents of this post card with all of our followers. The spelling and punctuation is as written by our admirer.


"You use syenthic telepatly to talk to peoples minds looking for money the people who you talk to have all been wiped out thay don't rember a thing theres no master disk or notebook. I hear you talk I tell you im homeless and need a good car and money to travel all over the US. If you whant my Help."


Dear Friend,

Regretfully, Ace and I will not be able to grant your request. Our travels take us many more places than the US, and when either one of us are unable to make the journey, a lobster fisherman from Maine has already been hired for the postion.

However, from your correspondence I have realized that Ace needs to make a few adjustments to the Brain Wave device. It is obviously not working properly if you were able to hear our messages, and you only recieved fragments of the real messages. You will be glad to know that the master disk is fine.

Thank you for your interest in our work and we will keep your post card on file in case any positions open up.

Sincerely,

Jeans "Jeans"

P.S. Things That Suck

Insomnia
Guys who work out on bouncy balls
Junior High Kids
Travis Barker
Stephens French Vanilla Hot Chocolate
Edited Movies
Goldfish (3 second memory? what is the point)
Bad Breath
The fact that 40% of what you learn in school K-12 is not the truth

Things that suck

So, I often hear people saying "that sucks" so casually to a friend or an acquaintance. Which to me is really just an indicator that the person listening to their friend about whatever truly devastating experience they may be having, doesn't truly know how to empathetically respond so, they just say "that sucks"

As if that shows any form of compassion.

To me the phrase "that sucks" should be used for things that really do suck and not for a really dumb way to be sympathetic.

So, I have decided to dedicate this post to things that suck, in hopes that whomever may read this post will respond stating the things that they think sucks.

So here is my list:

1. Snot (not buggers - which I find to be funny)

2. the sewer

3. Cats

4. The death of Freddie Murcury (Queens lead singer - RIP)

5. Incense

6. People that sit around and burn Incense

7. Seafood

8. Knuckleheads

9. sitting in trafic

10. tuna in oil

11. the spagetti factory

12. Not wearing green on St patricks day

13. really really tall or really really short people.

14. black licorice

15. those fake trees that the phone companies have put up to disguise there phone towers (they dont look real at all - there is one on university avenue in Provo Utah)

16. Robin in Batman

17. the alarm clock noise (they cant come up with anything good)

18. That mcdonalds is trying to go healthy

19. peeping toms and perverts

20. guys that sell alarm systems.

21. Facial warts

22. That they decided that Pluto wasnt a planet (sorry pluto)

23. toenail clippings that dont make it to the garbage

24. allergies

25. All of the Twilight mumbo jumbo

26. Voldemort

27. stepping on nails

28. making mistakes

29. male enhancement adds

30. californians in utah that always talk about california - get out.

Task One - Establish blog

Welcome Everyone to our blog. Jeans and I (Ace), have been wanting to make a blog for sometime now and have finally got around to it. We have recently been working on our second edition space suits and are excited to show them for the first time coming up shortly. Since Jeans is currently living in Russia in pursuit of new technology that is much needed for time travel, I will be in charge of our blog untill Jeans either returns or we establish better communication.

Peace Be Unto You,
Ace Johnson