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Monday, January 19, 2009

Things that suck



So, I often hear people saying "that sucks" so casually to a friend or an acquaintance. Which to me is really just an indicator that the person listening to their friend about whatever truly devastating experience they may be having, doesn't truly know how to empathetically respond so, they just say "that sucks"

As if that shows any form of compassion.
To me the phrase "that sucks" should be used for things that really do suck and not for a really dumb way to be sympathetic.
So, I have decided to dedicate this post to things that suck, in hopes that whomever may read this post will respond stating the things that they think sucks.

So here is my list:
1. Snot (not buggers - which I find to be funny)
2. the sewer
3. Cats
4. The death of Freddie Murcury (Queens lead singer - RIP)
5. Incense
6. People that sit around and burn Incense
7. Seafood
8. Knuckleheads
9. sitting in trafic
10. tuna in oil
11. the spagetti factory
12. Not wearing green on St patricks day
13. really really tall or really really short people.
14. black licorice
15. those fake trees that the phone companies have put up to disguise there phone towers (they dont look real at all - there is one on university avenue in Provo Utah)
16. Robin in Batman
17. the alarm clock noise (they cant come up with anything good)
18. That mcdonalds is trying to go healthy
19. peeping toms and perverts
20. guys that sell alarm systems.
21. Facial warts
22. That they decided that Pluto wasnt a planet (sorry pluto)
23. toenail clippings that dont make it to the garbage
24. allergies
25. All of the Twilight mumbo jumbo
26. Voldemort
27. stepping on nails
28. making mistakes
29. male enhancement adds
30. californians in utah that always talk about california - get out.

2 comments:

Truly and Shane said...

*unmatching sock
*icy driveways
*taking a poop and noticing a little too late there's no TP
*large painfull back zits
*seagulls
*red lights
*speeding tickets (you should be able to pay a fee and drive as fast as you want)
*pot-f-ing-holes
*ingrown toenails, actually ingrown anything
*gambling and losing...but gambling and winning doesn't suck
*rocksalt
*Llardro
*the jonas brothers (they suck each other)
*superdell schanze
*chapped lips, cold sores
*not having a clepper
*scrapping ice off windshield
*can't find keys, phone, wallet... a daily occuring nuisance

Cassie Hancock said...

Ace Johnson,
this is your niece Cassie! Twilight is not mumbo jumbo, you are K?
Twilight rocks you think it sucks, so you need a therapist. twilight rocks! Got it Uncle Ace?!
From your awesome niece,
Cassie Hancock