Fans of our Work

I recently recieved an anonymous post card from someone in Phoenix, AZ who is an obvious admirer of Ace and my work. I wanted to share the contents of this post card with all of our followers. The spelling and punctuation is as written by our admirer.


"You use syenthic telepatly to talk to peoples minds looking for money the people who you talk to have all been wiped out thay don't rember a thing theres no master disk or notebook. I hear you talk I tell you im homeless and need a good car and money to travel all over the US. If you whant my Help."


Dear Friend,

Regretfully, Ace and I will not be able to grant your request. Our travels take us many more places than the US, and when either one of us are unable to make the journey, a lobster fisherman from Maine has already been hired for the postion.

However, from your correspondence I have realized that Ace needs to make a few adjustments to the Brain Wave device. It is obviously not working properly if you were able to hear our messages, and you only recieved fragments of the real messages. You will be glad to know that the master disk is fine.

Thank you for your interest in our work and we will keep your post card on file in case any positions open up.

Sincerely,

Jeans "Jeans"

P.S. Things That Suck

Insomnia
Guys who work out on bouncy balls
Junior High Kids
Travis Barker
Stephens French Vanilla Hot Chocolate
Edited Movies
Goldfish (3 second memory? what is the point)
Bad Breath
The fact that 40% of what you learn in school K-12 is not the truth